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"Life sucks no matter what, so don't be fooled by location changes"  --Daria

"Do you know how hard it is to become friends with someone when you like them and they don't like you back?" --Me

"You have to live life for you"    --Chuckles

"We crashed, I won!"  --Justin's Web Page

"Good things come to those who wait"  --Anne

"You own a Volvo. You don't have to work…….do the children come with the cars?"      --Random guy in Fridays Parking lot

"Everyday is a piece of heaven...just some days are bigger pieces than others…"  --R.T.

         "If I could switch my tits and my ass….I could work at hooters"        --Lhea W

"Where is the little girls room?"  --Lhea 
                                "They don't believe in little girls at hooters"  --Dan

"Umm....I think I drooled on your arm..." --Aly   "I know u drooled on my arm.....my sleeve is wet..." --Me

"Getting a second chance means getting the chance to not make the same mistake twice, nothing more."

"Jenna...Jenna...go back down.....go back down..." --Me  "I'm coming!!!..." --Jenna

"What kind of rims did Scott get?" --Me  "I have no clue - I'm just the ditzy girlfriend" --Amy M.

"Jenna....I gave blood today.." --Me  "Eep!!!....why do you keep doing that...don't you run out?" --Jenna (Jenna's Blonde Moment)

"Dan, if you are not addicted....why do u say you are 'trying' to quit?.....run over the pigeon!!" --Me

"E.T. Phone Home....."  --Claire & I

"Its not rape...Because You Like It--Shawn G.

"Damn....I am hungry...WHERE IS THE WOMAN....I NEED FOOD!!!!"  --Shawn G.

"I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time."  -- Marilyn Monroe

"I'm not blonde but I'm sure some of the dye chemicals have gone to my brain" --Brittany G.  "...just remember...u said it..." -- Me  "I didn't say I was stupid" --Brittany G.  "I know, neither did I" --Me  "just a little ditzy" --Brittany G.

"I guess with the right mood anything can be orgasmic..." --Me  "Amen!" --Jenna

"You know it's love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."

"You can't multitask...." --Me "Yes I can, I just can't multitask and produce my own sound." --Jenna

"This is like a vibrator...if the vibrations were the same over and over again I would be able to get off..." --Kate

“I didn’t know boxy was back…. somebody call Volvo” –-Craig Kilborn

"Ass crack burn" --Me

"It's like in the Olympics and the Olympians unfairly use steroids.  He uses pot...just cause I play fair doesn't mean I should have to lose.  He should have all his medals taken away" --Jenna

"...she was on it like a fly on shit..." --My Mom

"I'm an airhead..." --Jenna  "Sometimes, Can I quote that..." --Me  "Only if it goes on that web page and I can beat the steroid bastard." --Jenna

"Sometimes you just have to blow things to make them work..." -Etzel the